Still Single in Gidi on the 2nd and 3rd of March 2018

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As part of the 2018 Lagos Theatre Festival, S & S Creative Media Company, a Lagos-based creative content outfit, has announced the return of its hit stage play, Still Single in Gidi on the 2nd and 3rd of March 2018 at the Agip Hall of MUSON Centre.


Herdsmen Arrival into Communities in Niger Causes Apprehension

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Apprehension and palpable fear have enveloped several people in Azza community in Lapai Local Government area of Niger State and some other communities following the influx of herdsmen into the communities.

A report from the area said the herdsmen are from Nasarawa and Benue States where farmers and herders had been engaged in bloody clashes.

The herdsmen were said to be trooping into various communities in the local government especially Muye/Egba, Gupa/Abugi and Ebbo/Gbachenku wards through Girinya in Kogi State.

With the influx of the herders into the largely agrarian local government, there is bound to be serious face-off between the villagers and their new guests.

Though the number of herders that had sought settlement in the local government was not immediately known, a villager said “they are in their hundreds”.

“Many of them are with their families, some are seen with dangerous weapons but so far they have not caused any breach of the peace,” he said.

Akwa/Ibom govt begins implementation of report on Uyo church collapse

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Uyo—Governor Udom Emmanuel of Akwa Ibom State has set machinery in motion to implement the recommendations of the report of the Commission of Inquiry into the collapse of Reigners Bible Church building in, Uyo. The state Commissioner for Information and Strategy Mr. Charles Udoh, in a statement yesterday in Uyo, said the state Attorney General and Commissioner for Justice, Mr. Uwemedimo Nwoko, had been mandated to commence the process of taking appropriate actions against all persons found culpable in the church building collapse on December, 10, 2016.

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</script> Governor Udom Emmanuel of Akwa Ibom State Udoh said this came after a detailed review of the report which the Commission of Inquiry, headed by Justice Umoekoyo Essang (retd), submitted to the governor in June, 2017. He said: “Following the collapse of Reigners Bible Church building in Uyo on December 10, 2016, the governor of Akwa Ibom State, Mr. Emmanuel, constituted a Commission of Inquiry to investigate the circumstances which led to the unfortunate incident and recommend measures to forestall future occurrence. “After a detailed review of the commission’s report, the governor has set in motion necessary machinery to implement the recommendations of the report. The Attorney General and Commissioner for Justice has been mandated to commence the process of taking appropriate actions against all persons found culpable in the church building collapse. “All cases of proven professional negligence will be dealt with decisively within the ambit of the law. Similarly, all verified outstanding bills for treatment of victims in the various hospitals in Uyo have been fully paid up by the state government. “Government also extends its gratitude to the various hospitals and clinics in Uyo that attended to victims promptly. “While reiterating its avowed commitment to the protection of lives and property, the Government of Akwa Ibom State once again commiserates with families of the victims of the Reigners Church building collapse and prays the Almighty God to comfort them,” Udoh added.

Students, teachers flee as Boko Haram attacks Yobe school

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Boko Haram jihadists launched an attack on a girls boarding school in northeast Nigeria but the students and teachers fled to safety, witnesses said Monday.

A convoy of fighters in pickup trucks descended on Dapchi village in the Bursari area of Yobe state around 6 pm (1700 GMT) targeting the school, resident Sheriff Aisami told AFP.

“When they stormed the village they began shooting and setting off explosives,” Aisami said.

“This drew the attention of the girls in the Girls Science Secondary School, so the girls and the teachers were able to escape before the attackers got into the school.”

Unable to kidnap the girls, the Boko Haram fighters looted the school before fleeing.

“There was an attack on the girls secondary school in Dapchi by Boko Haram,” said a member of a local civilian militia battling the extremists.

“Obviously the attack was meant to abduct school girls but luckily they found none of the girls as they were taken away by teachers before they arrived,” said the militia member, who declined to provide his name for safety reasons.

“Military jets were deployed and are in pursuit”, he added.

It’s unclear whether anyone was killed in the violence.

March 15 for ruling on Abubakar Tsav’s forgery case

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MAKURDI—A Makurdi Chief Magistrate’s Court, presided over by Justice Dennis Ingya, yesterday, fixed March 15 for ruling in the forgery case preferred against the Public Complaints Commissioner in charge of Benue State, Alhaji Abubakar Tsav, and his Personal Assistant, Torkuma Uker, by Benue State government. They were accused of forging government documents which they relied on in writing petitions against Governor Samuel Ortom and his administration.

At the hearing, counsel to the defendants, Mr. Anthony Agadah, informed the court that the several sections of the pleadings in the fundamental right action pending before a Makurdi Federal High Court and the case of injurious falsehood also pending before a Makurdi Magistrate’s Court against the first defendant (Alhaji Tsav) were replicated in the case before the court. He said:

“Our submission is that the court has the powers to check the abuse. What we have here is a multiplicity of actions, which amounts to an abuse of court processes and the only remedy is a strike out.” But counsel to the state government, Mr. Andrew Wombo, accused defence counsel of misleading the court, insisting that the substances of the two cases pending before the Federal High Court and Magistrate’s Court were completely different from the matter before the court. Justice Ingya granted bail to Alhaji Tsav on grounds of self-recognition, while his aide, Torkuma Uker, was granted N500,000 bail, with a surety who must be a top civil servant.

Court rules on IPOB’s motion against proscription Jan 17

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The Federal High Court in Abuja on Tuesday fixed January 17, 2018, for ruling on the application by the Indigenous People of Biafra challenging the order of proscription made by the court on September 20, 2017.

The Acting Chief Judge of the Federal High Court, Justice Abdu Kafarati, had on September 20, 2017, issued the proscription order upon an ex parte application by the Attorney-General of the Federation and Minister of Justice, Mr. Abubakar Malami (SAN).

But, in a motion filed before the same judge on September 22, the group, through its lead counsel, Mr. Ifeanyi Ejiofor‎, contended that the proscription order was unconstitutional adding that it was obtained by the AGF by suppressing vital facts.

IPOB’s motion canvassed 13 grounds in opposition to the order proscribing it and also designating it ‎a terrorist organisation.

Justice Kafarati fixed January 17 for judgement after hearing Ejiofor and the Federal Government’s legal team led by the Solicitor-General of the Federation and Permanent Secretary, Federal Ministry of Justice, Mr. Dayo Apata, on Tuesday.

Funny Story:- Akpos Go Heaven

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Akpos died and went to heaven where he met Angel Micheal ..

Akpos: “So finally I make heaven after all the rubbish wey I do for life… Thank God for God Oooh!”

Angel Micheal: “Oya come enter ya room”

Akpos: “Bros Micheal, abeg wetin dey for downstairs cos di noise na DIE”

Angel Micheal: “Na hell fire be dat

Akpos: “I fit go peep?”

Angel Micheal: “No wahala but we go lock gate by 5pm so if you no quick come back you go just stay hell fire”

…Akpos goes to peep and there he sees all the celebrities that ever lived on earth clubbing and having a lot of fun. Akpos comes back by 4pm and…”

Angel Micheal speaks: “Nice to see you back early my son you are truly a son of God”

Akpos: “For where? I come pack my load before una Lock Heaven…

Top 10 Excel Interview Questions for Job Seekers

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Top 10 Excel Interview Questions for Job Seekers
Microsoft Excel was released over thirty years ago, but it’s still one of the most useful applications on the market. It owes its enduring popularity to a huge number of features that allow users to analyze data quickly and easily. Since Excel’s launch, many competitors have unsuccessfully tried to displace it as the tool of choice for data analysis. Nevertheless, Excel still reigns supreme.Because spreadsheets are so popular — and useful — many companies conduct Excel interviews before extending job offers. This helps ensure that job applicants are qualified — and comfortable using Excel on the job.If you’ve got an upcoming Excel interview, you’re probably wondering what sorts of questions you might get. Recruiters are generally vague on details, and it can be scary to walk into a conversation like this one blind.So, we’ve provided our list of the 10 most common Excel interview questions so that you can get some practice in before you exam. With a little bit of advance preparation, you’ll feel prepared and confident on interview day.
Questions 1. What are the most important data formats seen in Excel, and how are they used?
Your Excel interview may start out with an easier question like this one. If you’ve spent any time in Excel, you’ve almost certainly had a chance to experiment with different data types, and will likely be familiar with some of the most frequently-used:
•Numbers. Numbers are one of the most frequently-seen data types in Excel. They can be formatted with a customized number of decimal places, and appear with or without commas separating the thousands digits. Numbers can be added, subtracted, divided, multiplied, or included in formulas and functions that accept numerical inputs.•Dates. Excel can display dates in any number of ways, including the classic US-style MM/DD/YYYY format. Dates can be added or subtracted using standard addition and subtraction, and can also be manipulated using a slew of date-based functions. Interestingly, dates in Excel are technically also stores as numbers, with each date represented as the number of days elapsed since January 1, 1900. For example, the date May 6, 2019 is stored in Excel as the number 42,129, because there are 42,129 days between January 1, 1900, and May 6, 2019.
•Percentages. Numbers can also be formatted as percentages, which multiplies the given number by 100 and adds a percentage sign at the end. For example, the number 0.08 is equivalent to the percentage 8%.•Strings. Text is stored in Excel in a format called a string. Strings of text can contain standard characters such as letters, numbers, and punctuation; strings can be manipulated via text-manipulation functions like MID and RIGHT.
2. What is the order of operations used when evaluating formulas in Excel?
Just like in standard mathematics, Excel uses an order of operations when evaluating different operators within the formula bar. You’ll almost surely recognize the acronym PEMDAS — it’s the order of operations taught in mathematics classes worldwide, and it’s also the order that Excel uses. PEMDAS stands for:• Parentheses• Exponents• Multiplication• Division• Addition• SubtractionWhen evaluating formulas, Excel always processes operators in this order. If you find yourself receiving an unexpected result from your mathematical formulas, double-check to make sure that parentheses are used properly to achieve the results you want.

3. What is a function in Excel?
If you’re a frequent Excel user, functions are probably second nature to you. You’ve used SUM, AVERAGE, and even VLOOKUP so many times that you don’t even think about what a function actually is when you’re creating spreadsheets.As such, this question may come as a surprise to you — especially because describing what a function is can be a bit difficult if you never think about it.Here’s an easy way to do it: think of a function like a recipe. It’s used to combine a bunch of ingredients — which may not taste particularlly good individually — into something much more useful.The name of the function is like the title of the recipe. It describes what the function does, like take a SUM or an AVERAGE.The arguments of the function describe what ingredients go into it. Individual functions can take any number of arguments, from one to an infinite number. It all depends on the function.Finally, the output of the function is what comes out the other side: a useful quantity that can show you important data, or be used as an input to other functions in your spreadsheet.

4. In your opinion, what are a few of the most useful functions in Excel? How do you use them?
This is a tricky question, because it asks you to use your subjective judgement rather than answering objectively. As such, you’ll have a wide range of latitude in your response — and you should have a well thought-out reply prepared that demonstrates both your proficiency with Excel and your wide range of past experience using spreadsheets.Here are a couple of our top recommendations for features, formulas, and functions to discuss:
•INDEX MATCH. VLOOKUP and INDEX MATCH are two of Excel’s most important and commonly-used functions. As veteran Excel users know, they’re used to look up values from an external table, and are important parts of automating your work with dynamic spreadsheets. One of the two is bound to come up in any Excel interview, but if you get this question, we recommend bringing up INDEX MATCH. It’s a slightly more useful function, and also lacks many of the disadvantages of VLOOKUP, like the inability to insert new rows and columns into your sheets. If you go with this function, outline how you’ve used it in the past to dynamically lookup values and populate columns of data that would otherwise need to be manually copied and pasted.
•IF statements. IF statements are another staple of any Excel veteran’s arsenal. Bring them up to let your interviewer know that you’ve created advanced spreadsheets that make decisions based on criteria calculated in real-time.•PivotTables. PivotTables are an extraordinarily useful tool, and if you’re applying for a job that requires intermediate or advanced Excel knowledge, they’re sure to be an important criteria used by your interviewer. You may have used PivotTables for any number of things in the past, but be sure to emphasize how useful they are when quick, accurate calculations are necessary based on large sets of data with hundreds or thousands of rows.
5. What is the syntax of the VLOOKUP function? Are there any disadvantages to using this function?
VLOOKUP is one of the most commonly-used functions in the business world, and if you’ve got an Excel interview, you’ll almost certainly be asked about it. Be sure you’re properly prepared for your interview by memorizing the syntax of VLOOKUP by heart:=VLOOKUP(lookup_value, table_array, col_index_num, range_lookup)VLOOKUP’s arguments can be described as follows:
•lookup_value defines a value to look up within an external table of data.•table_array defines a table of data in which to look up the lookup_value. The lookup_value must appear within the first column of this table.•col_index_num tells the function how many columns into the table_array to look for a value to return.•range_lookup is a TRUE / FALSE switch that tells the function whether to look for an exact match, or an approximate match, to the specified lookup_value.As for disadvantages — VLOOKUP does have one crucial one: since the col_index_num is usually entered manually into the function, VLOOKUP can break if columns of data are inserted into the table_array after the function is written. This may not seem like a major disadvantage, but can cause hours of frustration over broken formulas if you’re not careful.To fix the problems that sometimes occur when columns of data are inserted, consider replacing your VLOOKUP formulas with INDEX MATCH, which contains similar functionality with none of the disadvantages.

6. What is the difference between absolute and relative cell references? In which situations would you use each?
As many Excel users know, one of the most magical features of Excel is the cell reference. Cell references allow users to include the values of external cells in formulas dynamically — rather than hard-coding particular values manually.However, cell references can be confusing when copied and pasted to different locations. By default, Excel uses relative cell references, which change dynamically as they are copied and pasted around a sheet. For example, if a reference to cell A1 is copied and pasted one row down and one column to the right, the new reference will point to cell B2. This allows users to perform similar calculations on different ranges of cells quickly and easily.
In contrast, absolute cell references do not change when they are copied and pasted to other locations within a sheet. Absolute cell references can be used on either rows, columns, or both at the same time, and are indicated using the $sign. For example, if a reference to cell $A$1 is copied and pasted one row down and one column to the right, the new reference will point to cell A1 — it won’t change at all, because both the row and column are locked. If a reference to cell $A1 is copied and pasted one row down and one column to the right, the new reference will point to cell A2 — only the row number will change, because the column letter is locked.Here’s a handy table that will show you what the $ sign means depending on where you see it in a cell reference:                Format Meaning Explanation$A$1 Row and column locked Cell reference will not change at all as cell is copied and pasted.$A1 Column locked Only row reference will change as cell is copied and pasted.A$1 Row locked Only column reference will change as cell is copied and pasted.A1 Nothing locked Both row and column will change as cell is copied and pasted.

7. What is a PivotTable, and when would you use one? What are the key PivotTable ‘sections’ into which users can drag columns?As one of the most-used Excel features in business settings, PivotTables are sure to come up during any in-depth Excel interview. Be sure you’re prepared in advance with a firm grasp of what exactly PivotTables are, and why they’re useful in practice.Simply put, a PivotTable is a tool used to summarize large quantities of data quickly and easily. It can help you analyze a data set of tens, hundreds, or even thousands of rows with minimal effort using a number of pre-defined functions — like SUM, COUNT, and AVERAGE.There are many use cases for PivotTables, but they’re most handy when you need to analyze a large data set quickly. If you’ve got high-level, one-off questions on a massive data set — for example, “how many cookies did we sell in February of last year”, or “which salesperson closed the most deals this March”, chances are a PivotTable is the perfect way to answer them.Each PivotTable is composed of a number of key sections, into which the columns of a target data set can be bucketed:
•Report filter. This section allows us to filter our table by one or more criteria. For example, we can only show data in our Pivot Table for the month of January.•Column labels. This section allows us to summarize data across columns, placing data labels along the top of the screen.•Row labels. This section allows us to summarize data across rows, placing data labels along the side of the screen.
•Values. This section allows us to specify what we’re summarizing — for example, total sales or number of items ordered.

8. Do PivotTables have any drawbacks? How can they be solved?Of course, no Excel feature is without its drawbacks, and there’s a chance your interviewer will dive deeper into your PivotTable knowledge by asking you to explore some of their weaknesses. This will help the recruiter assess your in-depth experience on one of Excel’s most important features — after all, PivotTables can’t be used for everything!If asked about the drawbacks of PivotTables, consider the following:
•Input data needs to be formatted properly. PivotTables can only be used in specific situations in which the input data set appears in flat file format— meaning that it’s broken down to it’s most granular level. If data is already summarized on a table, PivotTables may not be the best way to analyze it.
•PivotTables need to be refreshed if input data changes. This can lead to confusing and errors when using PivotTables as part of larger dashboards.
•PivotTables are easily modified, so it can be difficult to recreate your calculations. There are many times during which you’ll arrive at an answer using PivotTables, then have a difficult time recreating that answer if a supervisor asks to see your work in more detail. The flexibility of PivotTables can be a double-edged sword!As an alternative to PivotTables, consider using conditional summary functions like SUMIFS and COUNTIFS, particularly when constructing dashboards. They can produce similar results, but are less ‘fluid’ — making your results more predictable and easier to track.

9. What are some best practices when creating complex models in Excel?Excel can be used for simple calculations, but it’s most effective when constructing complex mathematical models that help predict outcomes, project financial results, or track data over time. If you’re interviewing for a highly analytical role, there’s a good chance your recruiter will ask about how you can use spreadsheets to accomplish these more difficult tasks.When talking through your answer, be sure to mention the following modeling best practice, which help keep your spreadsheets clean, organized, and flexible:
•Create multiple tabs. Keeping different pieces of your model (for example, inputs, outputs, and calculations) on separate tabs can help with model organization, particularly if you’re planning to hand your spreadsheet off to someone who has never seen it before.
•Use dynamic inputs. When constructing a model in Excel, values should never be hard-coded into cells — especially if they are flexible assumptions that may change down the line. Always keep assumptions and inputs on their own tab, and use cell references rather than hard-coded values to pull them into your formulas.
•Add a table of contents. Large models can be extraordinarily complex, and adding a table of contents to the beginning can help keep things organized and easy to use for yourself and your supervisor.
•Comment aggressively. You are the person who understands your models the best, but other people in your organization will doubtless be using them, too. So, be sure to over-comment and explain your calculations line-by-line so that they are as easy to follow as possible for other users.

10. Talk about some of the spreadsheets you’ve made that you’re most proud of.This is also a softer, more subjective question. It doesn’t have to do with the features of Excel itself — rather, your interviewer may ask it to get a sense for your past experiences with spreadsheets and your enthusiasm for quantitative analysis.
Before walking into your interview, be sure that you have 2-3 examples of your prior spreadsheet use prepared so that you can answer this question. The more excited you are about these examples, the better; it’s likely that your interviewer is also trying to get a sense for the excitement and passion that you’d bring to the job if hired.Here are some examples of applications of Excel that you might want to talk about, if applicable:• Constructing dashboards in Excel to measure and track business metrics;• Putting together cash flow or revenue projections over time;• Using Excel as a project management dashboard to track progress across multiple workstreams;•Automating day-to-day tasks using spreadsheets with IF statements and other conditional logic; or•Performing back-of-the-envelope calculations to estimate sales volume in various business scenarios.

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